News talk 2014-01-01: Long name law change

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Woman with incredibly long name gets a law change. A name change would have been too obvious
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Mike Caro says:

To listen to some, you’d think a horrible wrong had been fixed here. In actuality, this last name is ludicrous. And in deference to the culturally sensitive, let me assure you that I’m “just sayin’” Otherwise, I would keep my opinion to myself.

Hey, Janice. Let me suggest a name for you. I like Janice, but for this example, we’ll shorten it to just Jan. Your middle name is Lokelani, so let’s just make it Lo.

Now we get to the hard part. Your last name is
Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele
so I’m thinking Key.

Now we have Jan Lo Key. Problem solved. You’re welcome. — MC




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